Monday, December 23, 2013

'Twas the night before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, and Maryland is solid blue,
Our party longs for the days of Spiro Agnew
On Martin, on Gansler, on Brown and Franchot
Like Santa the GOP belts, No! No! No!
Republicans wish to be competitive,
but their message is too damn repetitive.
No taxes, No spending, this budget is expensive!
But our solutions so many find offensive!
Then suddenly there rose such a ruckus,
"Is there no one electable among us?"
Like ill tempered elves,
we fight with ourselves,
and the GOP bank account is all decked in red.
As O'Malley sets off in his holiday sled;
bringing gifts of November victory
to all those registered same as he.
And now the stockings are full,
with one-party rule
and as the Governor flies out of sight,
he exclaims Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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